NOT REAL NEWS: A look at what didn’t happen this week

Law enforcement in schools dominates 1st day of the Minnesota Legislature’s 2024 sessionSteve Ostrow, who founded famed NYC bathhouse the Continental Baths, dies at 91

Baby girl OK after being placed in ‘safe haven’ box at Missouri fire stationFormer professional wrestler William “Billy Jack” Haynes in custody in wife’s death in OregonUsher, Goicoechea got marriage license days before Super Bowl halftime show. But have they used it?

New York stores are now required to post the extra charges for paying with a credit cardA judge has blocked enforcement of an Ohio law limiting kids’ use of social media during litigation

Veteran police officer named new Indianapolis police chief, weeks after being named acting chief

Ex-Illinois senator McCann’s fraud trial delayed again as he drops plan to represent himselfSingapore's exclusive deal with Taylor Swift not a hostile act towards neighbours, says PM Lee

UN rights chief says China committing violations in Xinjiang, TibetFIA chief faces allegation of interference at 2023 Saudi Grand Prix

North Korea slams South Korea-US military drills, warns of consequencesRita Moreno calls out 'awful' women in Hollywood, shares cheeky 'Trump Sandwich' recipe